Sassy McSassbitch

that awkward moment when you realize cats don’t have buttcheeks

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:15:59 -0400

that awkward moment when you realize cats don’t have buttcheeks

letsmakeacontract: お前には食わせてやんねー by はしもと

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:23:32 -0400

letsmakeacontract:

お前には食わせてやんねー by はしもと

magicalscraggy: by toi

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:22:51 -0400

magicalscraggy:

by toi

ofallcuteandsexy: achronicmasturbator: teamcocket: what the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:21:25 -0400

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:13:03 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:10:04 -0400

saraarp: SIMBA REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:09:34 -0400

saraarp:

SIMBA

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

ok so like I want Revya to be DLC for a Disgaea game again and be like Asagi was in D4 except...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:07:00 -0400

ok so like

I want Revya to be DLC for a Disgaea game again and be like Asagi was in D4

except instead of changing sprite quality by passing a bill

you switch between the male and female Revya.

This is one of those things that I’ll probably still be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:44:04 -0400

This is one of those things that I’ll probably still be laughing about even after my mortal body is dead and buried and I’m haunting the people of the future

tony-the-intelligent-goon: Reading is Radical

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:26:00 -0400

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

Reading is Radical

one of my friends just told me I look a lot more attractive without my glasses and I just

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:27:51 -0400

one of my friends just told me I look a lot more attractive without my glasses and I just

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:20:56 -0400

lunar-the-dragon: catcable: holyfuckwhattheshit: fierceprince:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:05:42 -0400

lunar-the-dragon:

catcable:

holyfuckwhattheshit:

fierceprince:

ex-wife:

very courteous but occasionally profane

I have to stay true to my state and be the least courteous and most profane person you all know

I have to be usually courteous and continue my outrageously profane ways

Let us be fucking polite together then, Jerry.

I’M SORRY, BUT HOW THE FUCK IS KENTUCKY IN THE PINK? SERIOUSLY, FUCK THAT. SURE, MAYBE SOME DO IT IN PRIVATE OR WITH FRIENDS, BUT IN NO WAY ARE WE NOT PROFANE AT LEAST A 3RD OF THE TIME.

Now being in the middle of courteousness, I can see.

Nope. This is wrong. I’ve lived in MA for my whole life (23 years) and the majority of people here are foul-mouthed assholes.

Massholes, if you will.

bemusedlybespectacled: ramoorebooks: opinionatedlez: Here are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:32:42 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

brorotica: If Emizel and Master Big Star ever meet Emi should call Big Star Master Big...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:05:45 -0400

brorotica:

If Emizel and Master Big Star ever meet

Emi should call Big Star Master Big Poppa

because that’d be his rapper name

Phosphenes & Stardust: Abercrombie & Fitch Ads Reimagined As “Attractive & Fat”

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:30:35 -0400

Phosphenes & Stardust: Abercrombie & Fitch Ads Reimagined As “Attractive & Fat”:

phosphenes-and-stardust:

Jes wrote a letter to Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries regarding his recent comments and included these stunning photographs of herself posing with a more typical Abercrombie-type male model.

“The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only…

fearlesslyjamie: ianto-motherfucking-jones: phanphanphan: fear...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:11:58 -0400

fearlesslyjamie:

ianto-motherfucking-jones:

phanphanphan:

fearlesslyjamie:

made fully rebloggable for anon. Seriously, I think a lot of people need to realise that gender equality means Men and Women are treat exactly the same and you can’t solve discrimination against women by introducing discrimination against men

A M E N

Except it isn’t discrimination against men, it’s a limited arena where women are actually allowed to let off some steam for once. Literally any post you see from a woman claiming to “discriminate” against a man is just a woman responding to the amount of utter bullshit men put us through.

Do you like the way you’re treated on Tumblr? No? Think about what we have to deal with *every day* in the real world.

This is by far the most stupid ass comment on my post to date.

You completely missed the point about “You don’t solve discrimination by causing more discrimination” well done, u cant read

I have never ever sexually harassed or in any way discriminated against a woman so why should I be held responsible and suffer for something I didn’t do?

Are you actually serious?? You’re telling me that if I get sexually harassed on here is totally fine because “women need to let off steam” you are so ignorant it hurts. Sometimes men get a bit frustrated by women, sometimes men need to let off steam, that doesn’t make it ok to go up to a woman and describe in detail how I’d like to have sex with her, which is something I’ve had on here. Just because its women doing the harassing doesn’t make it anymore serious or make me feel any less degraded by it. I am so tired of this shit.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:17:29 -0400

kirbopher: its-electric-lady: yamneko: dapperpants: And here...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:11:24 -0400

Moon, cleaned up, design slightly modified.

Mercury, small fixes.

Venus, cleaned up, minor fixes.

Mars, major fixes, design reviewed.

Jupiter, minor fixes, color adjustment.

Saturn, minor fixes.

Uranus, minor cleanup.

Neptune, minor fixes, design slightly modified.

Pluto, minor fixes, design slightly modified.

Someone asked for Tuxedo Mask and I just

kirbopher:

its-electric-lady:

yamneko:

dapperpants:

And here are all the pretty soldier naval officers of your choice. With a bonus.

All of them were tweaked/cleaned up in some way or another. Some of the designs were reviewed/modified. I also tried to make their planet symbols on the… belt things a bit clearer.

See captions (full view) for details on what was done for each senshi. If you want to compare with/view the originals:

moon | mercury | venus | mars | jupiter | saturn | uranus | neptune | pluto

check out how awesome these are.

CUTE!

Oh wow these’re really nea-…why is Tuxedo Mask wearing a miniskirt.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 14:10:55 -0400

Sassy McSassbitch

that awkward moment when you realize cats don’t have buttcheeks

letsmakeacontract: お前には食わせてやんねー by はしもと

magicalscraggy: by toi

ofallcuteandsexy: achronicmasturbator: teamcocket: what the...

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saraarp: SIMBA REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

ok so like I want Revya to be DLC for a Disgaea game again and be like Asagi was in D4 except...

This is one of those things that I’ll probably still be...

tony-the-intelligent-goon: Reading is Radical

one of my friends just told me I look a lot more attractive without my glasses and I just

lunar-the-dragon: catcable: holyfuckwhattheshit: fierceprince:...

bemusedlybespectacled: ramoorebooks: opinionatedlez: Here are...

brorotica: If Emizel and Master Big Star ever meet Emi should call Big Star Master Big...

Phosphenes & Stardust: Abercrombie & Fitch Ads Reimagined As “Attractive & Fat”

Jes wrote a letter to Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries regarding his recent comments and included these stunning photographs of herself posing with a more typical Abercrombie-type male model.

“The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only…

fearlesslyjamie: ianto-motherfucking-jones: phanphanphan: fear...

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kirbopher: its-electric-lady: yamneko: dapperpants: And here...

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