zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Gemini

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

(Source: basedgosh)

that awkward moment when you realize cats don’t have buttcheeks

letsmakeacontract:

お前には食わせてやんねー by はしもと

magicalscraggy:

by toi

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

(Source: c-o-l-o-r-i-n-d-o)

(Source: chaystar1)

saraarp:

SIMBA

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

ok so like

I want Revya to be DLC for a Disgaea game again and be like Asagi was in D4

except instead of changing sprite quality by passing a bill

you switch between the male and female Revya.

This is one of those things that I’ll probably still be laughing about even after my mortal body is dead and buried and I’m haunting the people of the future

(Source: idreamofjimmy)

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

Reading is Radical

(Source: namemefish)

one of my friends just told me I look a lot more attractive without my glasses and I just

(Source: lord-sinestro)

lunar-the-dragon:

catcable:

holyfuckwhattheshit:

fierceprince:

ex-wife:

very courteous but occasionally profane

I have to stay true to my state and be the least courteous and most profane person you all know

I have to be usually courteous and continue my outrageously profane ways

Let us be fucking polite together then, Jerry.

I’M SORRY, BUT HOW THE FUCK IS KENTUCKY IN THE PINK? SERIOUSLY, FUCK THAT. SURE, MAYBE SOME DO IT IN PRIVATE OR WITH FRIENDS, BUT IN NO WAY ARE WE NOT PROFANE AT LEAST A 3RD OF THE TIME.

Now being in the middle of courteousness, I can see.

Nope. This is wrong. I’ve lived in MA for my whole life (23 years) and the majority of people here are foul-mouthed assholes.

Massholes, if you will.

(Source: nevver)